FlogYoBlog Friday: The Final Edition

How to FlogYoBlog FOR THE LAST TIME WITH GLOW

1. Follow Where's My Glow? for the last time with Glow
2. Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF for the last time with Glow
3. Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up for the last time with Glow
4. Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL) for the last time with Glow
5. Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love for the last time with Glow

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The Penultimate Edition

See that title?

Penultimate. Pi-nuhl-tuh-mit [adjective] -  the next to last.

My second last FlogYoBlog Friday. Ever.

I'd love for you to join me for my final one next week, which of course, will take the form of an embarrassing farewell vlog complete with bad singing, terrible acting and the all important details of the Flog's next guardian.

So start thinking of farewell messages, but for now, as always, let's Flog, baby!

How to FlogYoBlog

1. Follow Where's My Glow?
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3. Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
4. Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
5. Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The Really Really Scary Edition

It's Friday the 13th again, Floggers! The calendar really doesn't want me to be creative with this week's theme, does it?

After a rather shitty week of being sick, then Map Guy getting Man Flu and then Tricky getting sick I've been thinking that there is only one thing that could scare me tonight and it's not witches, or ghosts or black cats or anything else that I'm meant to think about on Friday the 13th.

The ONE thing that could scare me tonight is... AN EMPTY WINE GLASS.

So let's fill our glasses, and have a Flog.

How to FlogYoBlog

1. Follow Where's My Glow?
2. Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF
3. Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
4. Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
5. Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The Zombie Jesus Edition

Once again, Zombie Jesus Day is upon us! Hooray! There's nothing like running from the undead to work up an appetite for chocolate bunnies and eggs.

It is time to inhale chocolately goodness in all it's forms then complain you've had too much. It's tradition, you see.

I will be spending this weekend pulling weeds and planting a veggie garden in the hopes that it makes me feel less guilty about all the Hot Cross Buns I will have eaten. Actually, I'm likely to sit in the backyard with my iPad, tweeting that Map Guy and Tricky are doing all the work. Good enough, right?

So start hoeing in to the chocolate, but before you do, take time to Flog it, baby!

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The Crappy Jingle Edition

How to FlogYoBlog

1. Follow Where's My Glow?
2. Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF
3. Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
4. Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
5. Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The DrawSomething Edition

Hi Floggers, my name is Glowless and I'm addicted to DrawSomething.

Such is my addiction that I spend waaaay too long creating pictures when I should be doing more important things like faffing around on Twitter or sleeping more than four hours a night.

My addiction sees me currently playing 27 games, with a winning of streak of 120 (thought the counter stops at 99 - YOU BASTARD!) and stooping so low as to take my (dr)awesome DrawSomething shenanigans to the bath tub.

To fuel my addiction, go and start a game with me (username Glowless - I'm so original)...  but first, as always, let's have a bit of a Flog!

How to FlogYoBlog

1. Follow Where's My Glow?
2. Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF
3. Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
4. Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
5. Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The FlogYoFeminism Edition

Happy (belated) International Women's Day, Floggers!!

Did you know you're a feminist if you think women

• Have the right to own land
• Have the right to vote
• Have the right to contraception
• Have the right to equal pay for equal work
• Have the right to wear whatever they please and not be "asking for it"
• And many many more things

You don't have to be a man-hating militant lesbian to be a feminist (although there were a few in my class when I studied it at uni - awesome chicks), you just have to care about equality and rights... it shouldn't be the other F word.

Will you be a Feminist Flogger today?

How to FlogYoBlog

1. Follow Where's My Glow?
2. Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF
3. Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
4. Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
5. Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The OMG it's March Edition

Floggers, I'm in a panic! I blinked and all of a sudden it is March. MARCH!!!

I swear it was only a week ago that I was ringing in the new year with a game of Yahtzee, cos that's how I roll (the dice), and now it is March and I'm in a tizz.

March means it's only three months until Tricky is two and, more pressingly, less than a month to DPCON12! Squee!

Time to figure out what you want to get out of the conference, where you're staying, who you're roomie is and, of course, what you're wearing.

But before you do any of that, let's have a little Flog.

How to FlogYoBlog

1. Follow Where's My Glow?
2. Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF
3. Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
4. Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
5. Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The Nomophobia Edition

Hey Flogstars,

I'm jittery. And it's nothing to do with spending a night in a repulsive holiday home with a mouse infestation.

It's because up here, I have no phone coverage. Nothing, nada, zip, zilch, zero (have you noticed that N and Z completely steal all the words meaning nothing? Letter hogs!!!).

I have Nomophobia. It sounds like the fear of yummy things, but it's not... it's the fear of being without your phone. Dun dun DUUUUUN!

Whilst I do actually have my phone with me, I have no signal because my provider don't have any towers up this way. I could use another tower but the 4S doesn't let you turn off 3G - first world problems, right? Hey, after spending a night inhaling mouse shit, I'm allowed to be a bit shirty, gimme a break.

What makes it so much worse is that I have people emailing and tweeting me saying "Did you get my text?". Nooooo I didn't! What did you say? Was it important? Was it funny? Please don't think I'm ignoring you!!! Don't leeeeaaaaveeeeee meeeeeeeee!!!. Or *ahem* you know, something like that. 

Do you have Nomophobia? Will a bit of a Flog help???

How to FlogYoBlog

1. Follow Where's My Glow?
2. Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF
3. Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
4. Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
5. Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The Flogiversary Edition

Hey-ho Floggers!

Today marks one year since I first became the foster mama to this lil ol' thing called The Flog. OK so it's tomorrow but near enough is good enough, right? Right!

Now if you're in the UK the traditional pressie for knocking up one year is cotton, in the US it was paper and more recently has become clocks. I'm hoping someone will send me a clock made of paper with a cotton bow on it, just to cover all bases.

It's been an amazing year and I've loved putting my own slant on the Flog by having an edition each week - I hope you've enjoyed it too because then it makes the frantic Thursday night "OMG WTF am I going to write" all worth it.

The Flog isn't mine forever... I think someone called DOCS and is getting my foster license (or whatever it is that you have to have) revoked. So stick around and see what happens.

Enough speculation though, let's Flog.

How to FlogYoBlog

1. Follow Where's My Glow?
2. Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF
3. Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
4. Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
5. Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The #GlowsValentines Edition

Happy (really early) Valentine's Day, Floggers.

In four days time it's the one day of the year where, if you're in a relationship, you're expected to spend a shite load of money "proving" you love someone, and if you're not in a relationship, you get to look around and see all the other couples engaging in disgusting public displays of affection and being made to feel like a second class citizen for being single.

I say screw 'em. I suggest we boycott the day. Well, not entirely... I'm suggesting (and hoping you'll get on board or I'll look like a complete loser the way I did last time I invited people to post on my wall and ONLY ONE PERSON DID) that we shake things up a bit. What I'll be hosting on Tuesday February 14th is a "I Love Myself Linky". You can write a post, write on my Facebook Wall, take a picture with Instagram and Tweet using the #GlowsValentines hashtag, a reason you love yourself.

It might be a personality trait, a skill, a body part, whatever. But it's a way of saying Happy Valentines day to the most important person in your life. YOU (nawwww how completely sucky but completely true). Whatever it is about you, no matter how big or small, that makes you think "You know what, I'm pretty awesome".

If you can't think of one, ASK SOMEONE ELSE! So many people see the awesome inside of ourselves when we can't. Go on, I dare you. ASK. I'll be asking Map Guy and be using it as a way to climb out of the Emo Pit I find myself in right now.

I hope you'll join me. Not only so you can have fun thinking of ways that you're awesome, but so that I don't look like a tool.

But for now, let's Flog.

How to FlogYoBlog

1. Follow Where's My Glow?
2. Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF
3. Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
4. Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
5. Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The Palmcard Edition

How to FlogYoBlog

1. Follow Where's My Glow?
2. Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF
3. Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
4. Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
5. Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The Not A Public Holiday Edition

I love an over cooked snagger,
A cold beer in my belly,
A day off work to enjoy it all,
And cricket on the tele.
But back to work the next day,
It just seems so bloody alien,
Where's my day off to recover?
Fuck this! It's un-Australian!

I know, I know, most of you linking up are mums who work 24/7... but shoddy poetry has it's limits!

Also, massive apologies to Dorothea MacKellar for bastardizing your poem. But *ahem* let's just Flog, OK?

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The Wiggle War Edition

Toot toot, chugga chugga, big red knife in the back.

What could have been a triumphant return from sickness for Greg Wiggle has turned in to a PR nightmare after it was discovered Sam Wiggle had been shafted with bugger all notice. The PR Fail was clinched though with an awkward interview on the Today Show.

Here's an artist's rendition my understanding of where Sam is now:

Sam, mate, call your union Woman's Day, but for now, perhaps a little Flog will make you feel better?

Are you Team Sam or Team Greg?? Or Team I-Don't-Fucking-Care-As-Long-As-It-Keeps-My-Kids-Quiet-So-I-Can-Have-A-Hot-Fucking-Cup-Of-Tea?

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The Friggatriskaidekaphobia Edition

Hey Flogstars!

Today is Friday the 13th *insert howling wolf noise here* and to celebrate I have gone and made myself look all purdy scary for you.

How are the boys/wherewolves/vampires/zombies

not falling over themselves to get to me?

OK so I cheated. For Easter I actually used makeup but today I'm cheating because, as always, there's an app for that (iAmZombie - it's free if you're wondering).

Go and make yourself in to a Zombie and upload your image to the Where's My Glow? Facebook page for a bit of Friday the 13th shenanigans.

But for now, let's Flog, Zombies!

How to FlogYoBlog

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3. Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
4. Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
5. Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The Comic Strip Edition

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How to FlogYoBlog

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3. Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
4. Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
5. Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The Auld Lang Syne Edition

Happy New Year, Flogsters!!!

Should old acquaintance be forgot, and never thought upon or something like that. Which to me basically means forget people who weigh you down and move on. I'm all philosophical today, huh?

In the new year there will be BIG changes happening at Where's My Glow? because, well, time moves on and things change. It's unlikely to be a redesign because, well, I can't afford one (plus I still have business cards that match it).

Have a happy and safe new year, Flogsters. Thanks for all your support over the past 12 months.

No time for sentimental crap, let's Flog it, for one last time in 2011.

P.S. I'm on holidays with slightly dodgy rural internet so this is posting on Thursday night but the linky will open at 6:30am AEDT on Friday.

How to FlogYoBlog

1. Follow Where's My Glow?
2. Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF
3. Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
4. Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
5. Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The Christmukkah Edition

Merry Christmukkah Floggers!!!

‘Twas the Friday before Christmukkah, and all through the Blog,

Not a post was stirring, except for the Flog;

The gingerbread has been published so people can try it,

Make it yourself; you don’t have to buy it!

Add some shortbread to your feast post haste,

Just be careful or it’ll end up on your waist.

You’ll be surrounded by rellies when the big day arrives,

And for safety it’s best to hide all the knives,

Put up with a kiss from pervy Uncle Rick,

And cousin Peter who’s always been a dick,

Then second cousin Janey makes a comment so crude,

And the whole thing erupts in to one big feud.

At least you get a present, awesome, you’ve scored,

You’ve been a good girl all year; this is your reward!

Then when you’re feeling all nice and full,

Grab a giant cracker and give it a pull,

A shitty paper hat and a lame ass joke,

And it’s all because of some old fat bloke.

Enjoy the holidays, Floggers!

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The Alphabet Edition

Aloha, Floggers!
Behold the latest
Coolest and
Definitely the most
Earth shattering
FlogYoBlog Friday!
Good to
Have you back
In my neck of the
Junlge (hey, go with it, OK?)
Kindly
Link up to
My little Flog and it will
No doubt bring you some comment love.
Or if you don't have a
Post to share,
Quickly go and write one so we can all
Read it!
So
Trust me and just paste your
URL where it says and
Voila, you're linked!
Well I'm off to play my
Xylophone and
Y'all can go catch some
Z's... after you Flog, of course!

How to FlogYoBlog

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2. Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF
3. Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
4. Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
5. Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love

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FlogYoBlog Friday: The Trivia Edition

Hey hey, Flogsters!

I am going to embrace my inner nerd today and tell you about a secret fetish I have... Quiz Nights.

I love them so much I would go so far as to say I heart them.

I am very experienced when it comes to Quiz Nights and have even been on the winning team a few times. If I don't place, I get annoyed and wish I'd worn the tshirt I had when I was little that said "If I can't win, I don't want to play". Then I give evils to my team mates for not paying attention... at which point they ask how many real questions I got right and not just stupid stuff you learn in NW. But that's not the point.

For your enjoyment I've put together some of the answers to the most common Quiz Night questions that will guarantee* you a placing should you commit them to memory. You're welcome.

1. The Sea of Tranquility is on the moon
2. The science of kissing is called philematology (wish I'd known that at school, I could have said I was studying hehe)
3. The highest number of surviving children from a single birth is eight - remember Octomom?
4. If you're in a cold, dark house with one match and are shown a candle and stove and asked which do you light first, it's the match. 
5. Aphrodite, the goddess of sexy time, emerged from the foaming semen of her father’s castrated testicles (most fucked up birth story ever)
6. The most popular sport in the world is soccer
7. The letter K is worth five points in scrabble
8. Wile E. Coyote caught Road Runner only once, on the 21 May 1980
9. Lake Baghdad is on Rottnest Island
10. The best blogger is Glow... I almost had you there, didn't I?!

Now that you're all edjamacated, let's Flog, baby.

How to FlogYoBlog

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3. Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
4. Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
5. Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love

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*Guarantee is worthless - it's having me on your team that ensures a win