Friday, December 23, 2011

FlogYoBlog Friday: The Christmukkah Edition

Merry Christmukkah Floggers!!!

‘Twas the Friday before Christmukkah, and all through the Blog,
Not a post was stirring, except for the Flog;
The gingerbread has been published so people can try it,
Make it yourself; you don’t have to buy it!
Add some shortbread to your feast post haste,
Just be careful or it’ll end up on your waist.

You’ll be surrounded by rellies when the big day arrives,
And for safety it’s best to hide all the knives,
Put up with a kiss from pervy Uncle Rick,
And cousin Peter who’s always been a dick,
Then second cousin Janey makes a comment so crude,
And the whole thing erupts in to one big feud.

At least you get a present, awesome, you’ve scored,
You’ve been a good girl all year; this is your reward!
Then when you’re feeling all nice and full,
Grab a giant cracker and give it a pull,
A shitty paper hat and a lame ass joke,
And it’s all because of some old fat bloke.

Enjoy the holidays, Floggers!


  1. Love your witty poems.

    Love Christmakkah, but not as much as I love Adam Brody.

  2. Your description of a family Christmas is very accurate ;) Merry Christmas!

  3. Very clever indeed :-) I hope that you and your family have a wonderful holiday xxx

  4. I love your are very talented (and perceptive!) :) Merry Christmas!!

  5. You're a poet, did ya know it? Love it. Merry Christmas, Glow. Happy New Year. Thanks for being such an entertaining FYBF host.

  6. Brilliant! Am off to visit Mother Wife Me now :)


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