Wednesday, May 4, 2011

He Did What!? Wedesday - By SawHole

Some Men are Bastards - Guest post by Sawhole of WoogsWorld

When my Mum died from cancer in 2001, we all went to Lithgow for the necessary arrangements. 

So my ex sat in my former bedroom and watched cricket most of the day.

The only time he was proactive was when he told me he had to go back to work the next day.

I attempted to unleash all hell but I did not have the energy.

All right. Just go. Leave me here alone.

He stayed in Sydney until the day of the funeral, when he had me drive him home after the wake so he could play touch football.

His Mum and sister were with us and I caused a stir he said when I freaked out when I got stuck down the wrong way at Pitt St.

Mother-in-law-to-be made comments about me crying and freaking out.

My reply to him was: "Fuck her. Did she have to cart someone around on the day of her mother's funeral?"

It is almost 10 years since this event and I still strongly believe this - you Mitchells can all go fuck yourselves.

Ahhh feels better.
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SawHole is the inimitable unprofessional Agony Aunt at WoogsWorld. She is the changer of kitty litter, the singer of karaoke, the bomber of photos and the mopper of dance floors.

I had the pleasure of sitting next to her (and learning her real name!) at the Naughty Table at AusBlogCon and was able to witness her shenanigans first hand until she had to leave to go and wash Mrs Woog's feet.

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  1. Lovely, just lovely! How dare you have feelings, Sawhole??

  2. You rock Sawhole! What an arse

  3. Totally. Complete tools and you were too nice to them. You Rock SawHole now get off everyones blogs and come and make me a Lobster Mornay.

  4. Grrrrr Sawhole! I hope you exacted some revenge! Those people truly sound like dickwads.

  5. Reason #9874375892367 why all men suck.

  6. God Sawhole, we really have so much in common ... Thank God you're not with those arses any more!

  7. What jerks!!
    I agree that they can go fuck themselves. With a big dildo!
    A shared dildo.
    With spikes on the receiving end and/or a hint of chlamydia germs!

    Much love x

  8. Well you dodged a bullet with that ex MIL! Fucking jerks.


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