This week I'm bringing you a public service announcement of sorts. You're welcome.
Do you want bigger breasts but are tired of stuffing your bra with chicken fillets? Don't have the money or inclination for painful surgery? Well, here you go...
Just slap yourself around a bit and hey presto, bazookas.
Yep, you read that right.
You can go to Thailand and pay someone to pummel your norks ten times over with the aim of making them less Keira Knightly and more Pammy Anderson.
The fact that being beat you up can leave you swollen, and therefore temporarily bigger, should be ignored because it's actually Government approved!
When they come up with a method to reduce and lift, then I'll be all over it.
So go Flog yourself then slap yourself.
How to FlogYoBlog
- Follow Where's My Glow? (yep, I like seeing the numbers go up, sue me)
- Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF
- Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
- Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
- Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love