Friday, September 23, 2011

FlogYoBlog Friday: The Slap Happy Edition

Hey hey, Floggers!

This week I'm bringing you a public service announcement of sorts. You're welcome.

Do you want bigger breasts but are tired of stuffing your bra with chicken fillets? Don't have the money or inclination for painful surgery? Well, here you go...

Just slap yourself around a bit and hey presto, bazookas.

Yep, you read that right.

You can go to Thailand and pay someone to pummel your norks ten times over with the aim of making them less Keira Knightly and more Pammy Anderson.

The fact that being beat you up can leave you swollen, and therefore temporarily bigger, should be ignored because it's actually Government approved!

When they come up with a method to reduce and lift, then I'll be all over it.

So go Flog yourself then slap yourself.

How to FlogYoBlog
  1. Follow Where's My Glow? (yep, I like seeing the numbers go up, sue me)
  2. Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF
  3. Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
  4. Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
  5. Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love
FYBF
get the InLinkz code

24 comments:

  1. Hi gorgeous...have not been to this part of the world for a while hope you are well, my end of the world is frantic..!

    I can relate with what you said in your post..Have a great weekend!

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  2. Slapping your breasts until they're bigger.... sometimes there are no words.

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  3. Laney @ Crash Test MummySeptember 23, 2011 at 7:18 AM

    Dear Glow,

    I am writing to say I am mortified. I just realized I have not been 'following' you these past few weeks. I mean I read your blog and bask in it's awesomeness, but technically I wasn't following you. Please know that I was following you in my heart and now, more importantly, on GFC and FB. If my punishment for breaking the FYBF rules is a flogging, then so be it.

    Your eternal comment slave,
    Laney aka Crash Test Mummy

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  4. Something about the word "bazookas" always makes me laugh...
    Thanks G xx

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  5. I would come over and pummel your breasts no problem.  I'm a cool chick like that.

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  6. Boobs.  Are they ever the 'right' size??

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  7. I put one, but then I totally had to change my link. After the events of today, it was a necessity. I had to flog this second blog instead. The other one was...well, just one that I picked because I was sickly this week and didn't have much to choose from. Today's was much more exciting...

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  8. "pummel your norks ten times over"- I almost snorted my coffee !
    I never got the whole chicken fillets in the bra thing...Does that really happen ?  Really ????

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  9. Apparently only on other people :P

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  10. Dear Laney,

    You are forgiven, but just this once. Any repeat offences will be met with embarassing photos on the blog.

    Cheers,
    Glowy.

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  11. Glad to see you back, Marthese! Have a good one x

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  12. Perhaps I need a disclaimer? I don't want to be sued for the cost of someone's coffee damaged keyboard...

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  13. I don't want mine bigger I just want them fuller.

    So I stop slapping myself in the head if I get up too quickly.

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  14. I'm with you on the need for and uplifting solution ;) The phrase, string bags with a tennis ball in them comes to mind here. A governernmen-endorsed directive to beat up women hmmmmn

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  15. I have a tried and proven method for the reduce and lift - so get your plane ticket on order.

    It involves my head basically getting in there and shaking about a bit - never fails.  One at a time ladies ....

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  16. Maybe that'll help wake me up on this Friday morning...

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  17. I'd give a Glow Job for a lift that didn't affect the ability to breastfeed.

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  18. I have the tennis ball look going on, but I look great with a good bra on :P

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  19. Wow motorboating is proven to lift? Wicked.

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