Right now, at the top of my list of people to make evil eyes at (because that's about as scary as I get) are people who wake my sleeping, sick bubba.
I'm a tad peeved at
Every month, without fail, some random guy with a Telstra shirt and and an I'm-So-Important clipboard will knock on my door.
They always manage to time it when Tricky is asleep. And they always manage to wake him. How do they know the exact moment?
And why do they always try my door first to see if it's open before knocking on it? Were you just gonna waltz on in, Telstra man?? You'd be met by a rather stabby mama bear if you did.
Rather sick of it, I did what any self respecting passive aggressive Twitter addict would do and tweeted them:
(link was to the Do-Not-Call Register)
Customer still unhappy? Just repeat what you said earlier and hope they give up...
Yes, Telstra, I "seriously do not want unwanted door knockers". That's why they're called unwanted. Duh.
So I will play your game, oh mighty, monopolizing one, and I will put up this lovely sign on my door:
Do you have a stack of seriously not wanted unwanted doorknockers in your area? Do you pretend you're not home or release the hounds?