But being tagged by someone as awesome as VegemiteVix? Different story. It's always nice to be tagged by someone you think is cool because of that little place inside that says "someone cool thinks I'm taggable? Wicked".
But then I hit a hurdle.
I have no freakin idea what the Pay It Forward meme is, other than you tag some blogs that you read... what else? Um... er... nup, I dunno.
So, considering the original tag was included in a post that also had meme where you describe yourself as a house for sale, a highclass call girl and a housewife. I'm just gonna run with that one and while it's visiting Where's My Glow? I'm gonna rename it Home/Hooker/Housewife because I have a thing for alliteration and I like to be different. It's like a Variation on a
Miss Vix actually did it properly because the woman can write, she even "writes copy" whatever that means. Now I'm not a writer so I will just wing it with my tongue embedded firmly in cheek as always. I'll let you figure out the euphemisms yourself.
For Sale: Bargain Fix-er Upper-er-er-er
Conveniently located on a highly fertile dairy farm, this would be the perfect house for a growing family, with plenty of room, spacious verandahs and a really huge back yard for the kids to run around in.
The location needs some work, and has been let go in the past few years, particularly in the attic. All baggage there has been left behind by the previous occupant - there are sure to be many treasures in amongst the skeletons if you take time to sift through it.
Out front is a poorly maintained, overgrown garden. But nothing a little weed killer and TLC couldn't fix.
This buxom brunette beauty is a qualified masseuse but will charm you with her humour and style before she ever lays a hand on your aching... shoulders. Don't be fooled though, this girl does not come cheap. Start saving your pennies now, it'll all be worth it for the infamous Glow Job.
|Sex and Candy, baby!|
Housewife wanted, apply within. To replace current model which is failing to maintain any semblance of order normally associated with the running of a household.
Current model refuses to clean and just shoves things behind closed doors and in to cupboards.
Though when it does cook, it cooks good. But will not tidy up after itself.
Tag, you're it. Toushka Lee and Calm Blue Ocean. Beat my alliteration sensation, I dare you!