Recently Map Guy and I had a romantic night together. It doesn’t happen often, so when it does, he goes to a lot of effort to make it special.
He cranked the romantic tunes on the stereo. So cliché, but hey, I like it.
One of my faves, Claire de Lune came on. For those of you playing along at home it’s played during the fountain scene of Ocean’s Eleven.
I leaned over and kissed Map Guy, saying “Is it bad that I’m thinking of Matt Damon while I’m kissing you?”
To which he replied, “It’s OK, I am too.”
And that right there, is why I love this man. He can make me laugh like no one else.
The ongoing joke of Map Guy’s ManCrush started when we saw this video of comedian Sarah Silverman singing to her comedian boyfriend, Jimmy Kimmel (be warned, the title of the video kinda gives away that you might not wanna have your kiddies in ear shot when you play this, there is quite a bit of swearing though the worst of it is bleeped) and it’s most definitely not safe for work:
Since that clip first came out, we’ve randomly thrown it in to our daily conversations, for example:
Me: “I need to go to the hairdresser on Saturday, what are you doing?”
Map Guy: “I’m fucking Matt Damon”
Map Guy: “Are you going to Mothers’ Group tomorrow?”
Me: “No, I’m too busy fucking Matt Damon”
Strange, I know. He is the chocolate sprinkles on my icecream; the bubbles in my bath tub; the hashtag in my tweet.
Who’s your celebrity crush?
Check out Jimmy’s awesome video response with every single celebrity in the world in it - again, it’s “for mature audiences” which really means I shouldn’t have watched it because we all know I’m not mature.