Thursday, November 22, 2012

Desperately Seeking Sponsorship

Desperately Seeking Susan did big things for Madonna's career so I'm going to take a page out of her book, or classifieds column as the case may be, and do a little desperate seeking myself.

Introducing the new movie (poster) sensation for this summer, Desperately Seeking Sponsorship:

Starring yours truly as the chick who needs to get to Sydney in March for DPCON13. You can call me Glowdonna. And Glowsanna Arquette. That's right, I'm my own side kick. I've cloned myself so that you'll get twice the value for your sponsorship. Or something.

Just imagine, all that talent that went in to photoshopping my face in there could be directed to promoting your brand. If that's not winning, I don't know what is.

I'll be speaking at the conference on how to deal with trolls because apparently getting your name in CLEO will do that. I knew having a troll and getting hate mail would have to have a silver lining! Yay me! So I could be wearing your company logo on stage when I bang on about how someone disagreeing with you does NOT make them a troll. SHEESH! Most overused word ever.

So if you happen to be a company that has a few spare bucks to invest in a social media campaign then I'm your gal. Or gals if you count Glowsanna. Whatever.

This here blog is juuuust about to hit the half a million view mark since I went .com last year. I know it's not much compared to some others, but hey, for a blog with no long term goals or plans and a haphazard posting schedule (what schedule?), I think it's just fine and dandy.

I have a whole fancy pants prospectus that I'm just itching to send out, so if you'd like a copy to see if you and I are a good fit, then hit me up at Alternatively cash donations in non sequential unmarked bills can be sent to PO Box 2517 Warwick WA 6024. Just kidding. Maybe.

Wanna sponsor me?


  1. To all potential sponsors reading this post, I would just like to say that I highly recommend Glowless as a blogger of influence, charm, intelligence and a wicked sense of humour. She will not let you and or your brand down!
    Good luck, Glowy!
    DPCON13 or BUST, baby ! :) x

  2. Good luck, any brand would be happy to have you! I live in Sydney and would so desperately love to go to DPCON13 and I've worked out, that with 117 days to go I would need to start saving $3 a day (or $21 a week), up until the day the conference starts, just to buy a ticket. Thankfully I live in Sydney so accommodation would be no issue, but toll money would be required so add another $1 a day to the savings to cover that. *Sigh*. I already have some money saved for a holiday, I'm just wondering if my husband would agree that having me out of the house for a couple of days while he took some annual leave to look after the munchkin would constitute a holiday? Maybe I should promise him lost of sex and golf afterwards to make up for it. It's worth a try I spose!

  3. I'm pretty sure Map Guy would consider it a holiday if I wasn't around so I say definitely try that logic on your hubby! x

  4. I'm going to be in Sydney attending the Social Media and Public Sector Conference at the same time as DPCON13. Upside, work pays for it. Downside, no fun blogger drinkies :-( Good luck finding some moolah!

  5. Companies - get on this one! She's a movie start for crying out loud!!

    On another note - I can't wait to see Glowsanna Arquette's tweets from DPCON13... Or even meet her in person! #ifyouwanttosponsormetoowhileyourthere


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