Showing posts with label Easter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Easter. Show all posts
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Happy to be a Sunday Driver this Easter
This little family of mine is quite used to the long weekend road trip. A few times a year we load up the car and trek the 400km or so from Perth to Albany to visit Map Guy’s family and childhood friends.
Every time we make the journey, without fail, we see some dickhead overtake a truck or a caravan and make it back in to their own lane with only a second to spare. Or a hoon overtake us at 150km/h as we sit on the speed limit. The amount of near-misses I’ve seen is staggering. What’s the hurry?
This weekend was no different. One particular incident, right on dusk when then Roos are out in force involved a sedan overtaking a 4x4 towing a caravan and required the 4x4, the overtaking car and the oncoming car to slam on their brakes to avoid a head on collision. A head on collision where all parties were going over 110km/h.
And I just don’t get it.
I abhor the long drive to Albany just as much as the next person and this weekend it took us just over six hours thanks to the three million caravans and trucks. Sitting in one position for an extended period of time means all my muscles seize up and cramp so it quite literally is a pain in the ass for me. Add a toddler, a million requests for snacks, three thousand repetitions of the alphabet song and wheels on the bus (which lose their cute factor after the first dozen or so) and a farting dog and I’m well and truly over it and working out how to budget the exorbitant airfare in to our next trip down after the first hour or two. I’d love to get there quicker too, but at what cost? And I’m not talking about budgets any more.
There are a number of memorials that line the highway; bright white crosses rising from the red dirt as stark reminders of those who didn’t make it home. Throughout the year some are adorned with flowers, others with birthday balloons, celebrating the life of someone who will not be blowing out any more candles. At one spot, four crosses are clustered together with a fifth off to the side. I get shivers up my spine every time I pass it and wonder who those four people were. Friends on a road trip? A family? Were the children grown up or were they Tricky's age? Whoever they were, they were gone in an instant.
I’m reminded of the wise words of Ellen in ‘National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation’ when she says “Clarke! I don’t want to spend the holidays dead!”. Do you know how hard it is to enjoy the Easter holidays when you’re dead? Unless you plan on rising three days later, then there really isn’t much to celebrate.
I’m not a saint of a driver. I’ve had three speeding fines in my 12 years of driving, have mounted my fair share of kerbs in car parks and once I even managed to reverse in to my neighbour’s stationary car and nudge it in to her $4000 road bike (don’t ask). Plus last year I found out the hard way that if you’re in the turning lane then change your mind and go straight, even when you’re the only car in sight, that it will cost you $150 and two demerit points.
We can’t always know what is around that bend, but it’s a pretty safe bet that taking it 40km/h too fast is not doing anyone any favours. I know, not all accidents are caused by speed. Fatigue, particularly on long highway drives, is a huge factor. Then there are the freak accidents, like the major crash in November 2011 where a horse wandered on to Albany Highway seriously injuring up and coming WAFL player Warwick Proudlove.
I can’t control other drivers, and that is the bit that annoys me the most. So I do the few things that I can, like change drivers and stick to the speed limit, to make sure we have the best chance of getting our precious cargo to its destination.
The pain of being in a car for hours on end is annoying but it hurts a hell of a lot less than burying loved ones.
Are you a Speed Racer? Or a Sunday Driver?
Friday, April 6, 2012
FlogYoBlog Friday: The Zombie Jesus Edition
Once again, Zombie Jesus Day is upon us! Hooray! There's nothing like running from the undead to work up an appetite for chocolate bunnies and eggs.
It is time to inhale chocolately goodness in all it's forms then complain you've had too much. It's tradition, you see.
I will be spending this weekend pulling weeds and planting a veggie garden in the hopes that it makes me feel less guilty about all the Hot Cross Buns I will have eaten. Actually, I'm likely to sit in the backyard with my iPad, tweeting that Map Guy and Tricky are doing all the work. Good enough, right?
So start hoeing in to the chocolate, but before you do, take time to Flog it, baby!
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It is time to inhale chocolately goodness in all it's forms then complain you've had too much. It's tradition, you see.
I will be spending this weekend pulling weeds and planting a veggie garden in the hopes that it makes me feel less guilty about all the Hot Cross Buns I will have eaten. Actually, I'm likely to sit in the backyard with my iPad, tweeting that Map Guy and Tricky are doing all the work. Good enough, right?
So start hoeing in to the chocolate, but before you do, take time to Flog it, baby!
Saturday, March 24, 2012
How Not To Ruin Easter For Your Child
This is a sponsored post - but it's more of a community service announcement
about how NOT to tell your kids about the Easter Bunny. You're welcome.
You know how you have those defining moments in your life that you can recall back in vivid detail like it was yesterday? Well the Easter of 1988 was one of those defining moments for me...
I don't have access to a squiggly fade and airy music, so you'll just have to picture that for yourself while I stare dreamily off in to space as is the norm for any flashback.
Picture a six year old (adorable) Glow waking on Easter morning full of excitement. There was no sluggish yawning and stretching like there is now, it was instantaneous waking and bolting to the lounge room in my truly, truly outrageous Gem jimjams to see if the Easter Bunny had been.
My eyes practically bulged out of my head at the sight of all the chocolate and the giant bites out of the carrot we'd left out for him. HE HAD BEEN!!! HE HAD BEEN!!!
Brightly coloured foil covered eggs in a basket, a chocolate rabbit and... oh my... a note!
I picked it up carefully and examined it the little card. A hand drawn carrot on the front and inside it read:
"Dear Glow,
I love carrots! Yum!
Love The Easter Bunny"
My face sank, there was a problem... it was my mother's handwriting.
Instantly I became a sobbing mess as it dawned on me that if the Easter Bunny wasn't real, then maybe, just maybe, that fat bloke at Christmas wasn't real either.
I was devastated. Easter was ruined (well for five minutes before I was distracted with the chocolate).
Let my (fluffy bunny cotton)
Do not ruin Easter, find online codes here and learn from my mother's mistake.
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How did you find out about the Easter Bunny? Or have I just ruined Easter for you with this post?
Friday, April 22, 2011
FlogYoBlog Friday - The Wabbit Season Edition
Hello my darling chocolate-stuffed cherubs!
You've come to visit me on a public holiday? Oh how kind of you!
I'm not religious so to me, Easter is all about the public holidays. It means I get to spend a bit of extra timeavoiding with my loved ones, eating hot cross buns and copious amounts chocolate... what's not to like?
It also means that I got to go play with makeup for this week's FYBF theme - you didn't notice they were themed? DAMMIT!
I realized after these photos were taken that I forgot to put my matching blue satin bow tie on. Sad bunny (wow, I nearly made that a hashtag - I really am addicted to Twitter!). Why do I even own blue satin ears and a bow tie? Well, because they came with the puffy cotton tail I got to put on Tricky because I'm a cruel mother.
So Happy Easter to you all, enjoy the super long weekend and stay safe on the roads.
Let's go Flogging, my little bunnies!
You've come to visit me on a public holiday? Oh how kind of you!
I'm not religious so to me, Easter is all about the public holidays. It means I get to spend a bit of extra time
It also means that I got to go play with makeup for this week's FYBF theme - you didn't notice they were themed? DAMMIT!
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So Happy Easter to you all, enjoy the super long weekend and stay safe on the roads.
Let's go Flogging, my little bunnies!
The Rules
(As stolen from Lori, thus making Baby Jesus cry... sorry)
- Follow Where's My Glow?
- Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF
- Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
- Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your blog URL)
- Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger (Be nice and spread the comment love)
- The list will be open for linkyers on Fridays (and for the foreigners Friday as well)
- A new and fresh linky list will open every Friday. And you will have to link up AGAIN. The previous link list does not carry over to the following week
- Because I live in
DullsvillePerth the list will open around 7am AWST - I'm not getting up at 5am and the last time I scheduled a post it didn't work Send me an Easter egg
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Saturday, April 17, 2010
The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth
As a little girl I remember my Uncle Russell coming over from Queensland one Christmas. Because we didn't get to see him often I hung around and just wanted to be near him, this exotic person from the other side of the country. I noticed that his fingernail on his right pinky finger was long and asked him why. Without a moment of hesitation he explained to me (with helpful gestures) that it helped him clean his ears. Excellent. Question answered. Move along, nothing to see here. I did wonder why he only had it on his right hand – surely it would be easier to clean his left ear with his left hand? But nevertheless I believed him, why wouldn't I? It was only in my adult life that I learnt that it is much more likely his lone long fingernail was actually a 'cocaine scoop', but who tells a primary school student that? “Well honey, that's so I can get high on crack.”
As kids we live in a fantasy land of lovely illusions - we're protected from all the nasty stuff (and sometimes the important stuff) by our parents. Whether or not we follow in their footsteps and tell the same little fibs to our own children is very much dependant on our own experiences of those lies. Some families will have the same stories passed down for generations about how the police can actually tell if you have brushed your teeth or just ran the toothbrush under the tap, because the lie doesn't hurt anyone and helps life run a little bit smoother.
I cried when I found out that Father Christmas and the Easter Bunny weren't real. I remember the day so vividly (though I'm not sure how old I was); it was Easter and along with a chocolate egg I got a little card saying “Enjoy your chocolate. I like carrots. Love the Easter Bunny”... in my mother's handwriting. I was devastated and looked up at my mum as big fat tears started to well in my eyes and asked despairingly, “Does this mean Father Christmas isn't real too?” I'm sure I got over it quick enough (there was chocolate there to distract me, after all) and enjoyed the rest of the day, but its got me thinking about the lies we tell our kids, and more importantly which ones I'll be able to get away with when the time comes for me to explain the unexplainable to Tricky.
Father Christmas and the Easter Bunny are more than likely going to be fixtures in my home, I would rather lie to Tricky about their existence than rob him of the joys of those few years. Although when he is five and screaming to sit on yet another Santa's lap at a shopping centre I may regret this decision. But what about the other things we lie to our kids about? Big things that they're not ready to understand yet. Is it OK to lie about the death of a beloved pet to one of your children but tell the truth to the other, based on their ages and level of understanding? And what about the awful things in life that they just don't need to know about yet? I'm not advocating hushing up everything and letting the poor suckers learn about sex from television and YouTube, but the harsher realities of life where there is no explanation for what happened other than sometimes bad things happen to good people. Where do I draw the line? I don't want Tricky to grow up full of fear but at the same time I don't want him to be naïve.
Luckily I won't have to worry about this for quite a few years yet, and other than trying to make sure Tricky doesn't learn the truth about Christmas or Easter on the actual day, I'm not sure which fibs I'll tell. But to help me when the time comes, what lies have you told your kids?
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