Now don't be gettin' all up in ma face about ma new way of talkin'. I be the shiz and can talk however I damn well please. Ya dig?
Oh dear lawd it's painful to talk like that!!!
So. I'm gonna do some serious pimping of DPCON12 because it's almost here! In order to do said pimping, I gotta look the part, right:
Ahh that's better. Suits me, yes? You can call me Glowalicious.
And the fabulous team: Kirrily "Ma Grillz" Whatman, Brenda "Bling Bling" Gaddi and Maria "Sparkle Eyes" Tedeschi:
We're a pretty bunch, yes?
We have been working our butts off (yet mine is still expanding) to bring you an awesome conference and it's looking absolutely brilliant so far!
I'm so excited to hear the speakers, especially those jumping up for My Blog, My Story - last year I bawled my eyes out so this year I am coming prepared with tissues (hidden in my feather boa, of course) so that I don't have to have snot up my sleeve again.Or perhaps pimps use silk handkerchiefs? I'll have to look in to this further.
Because I'm
There are less than a handful of tickets left so vamoose! You get a full access pass to the conference panels a choice of workshops, admission to the expo room (my domain!), the chill out room, morning and afternoon tea, lunch (nom nom I've seen the menu) and the fabulous dinner dance where there will be dinner and dancing (duh!)
Will I see you there? You'll recognize me cos I'll be the one dressed as a pimp.
So excited to be coming! Must remember the tissues....
ReplyDeleteHey Glowalicious, love the pics of you and your homies.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for the DPCON12 HELL YEAH.
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Where can I get me a pair of those Glow? I feel an Elton John number coming on.
ReplyDeleteLove & stuff
Mrs M
Hope it all goes well, and I hope to be there next year. Can't wait to hear all about it!
ReplyDeleteI will stay away from the stage. thank you. very. much! That said I'll hunt you down and say hello. Although sounds like you'll be pretty busy.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to everyone's live tweeting - wish I could be there this year, but will definitely try for next!
ReplyDeleteLurve mah bling! hehe.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the tissues tip! I hadn't even thought about that!
ReplyDeleteBring. It. On.
ReplyDeleteI would SO love to be there. I'm a little over a year into this blogging gig and it's become something I never expected. The whole experience. From the writing, to the reading. The interaction with other women (they are mostly women) is something I never expected. But. I have a work conference in Sydney on the same day. Damn it!
ReplyDeleteWill meet you in 2013 Glowalicious! :-)
Getting a little bit tingly about it. Ticket bought, bed at friends house booked, just need to get plane tickets. Looking forward to hopefully dancing with a pimp.
ReplyDeletetry not let EVERYONE talk about me - it'll get too repetitive if you do. Maybe limit it to one speaker per session
ReplyDeleteI will recognise you anywhere....the beautifullest smile ever.....and gee, has it really been a year ? Wow.
ReplyDeleteSo, I wasn't even concerned about the speech till NOW. It has finally dawned on me. Oh yes. My blog story cannot be told any other way than with the truth. But what is going to make me a bit emotional is that so many people in the room are the ones who are those who've influenced, encouraged, and supported me along the way....
YOU
are
ONE.... XXXX
I am not certain which made me giggle more . . . you pimp ensemble or the grillz on Kirrily! Too funny. Enjoy your conference! :)
ReplyDeleteOoohhhh! I wish I could be there!
ReplyDeleteFunnily enough they haven't been photoshopped AT ALL
ReplyDeleteKleenex have promised us tissues on tables this year!!!
ReplyDeleteHold me closer, tiny dancer
ReplyDeleteI'll be the flustered pimp ;-)
ReplyDeleteBe watching #DPCON12 on twitter
ReplyDeleteThe year goes so quick, it seems like last month that I was getting ready for the first conference!
ReplyDeleteBling Bling, you da bomb
ReplyDeleteSoooo important! Snot ruins the look
ReplyDeleteSee you there, Kel!
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing isn't it? I never expected it either, but this community is amazing! Will see you in 2013 for sure
ReplyDeleteIt's ON! On like Donkey Kong!
ReplyDeleteBut Glen, it's what we always do when we get together!!!!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to hear you speak Denyse, hope you've got it all ready for deadline next week!
ReplyDeleteI kept singing "Ma, ma, ma grillz, ma, ma, ma grillz" as I made it
ReplyDeleteOh it's just a short flight over hehehe
ReplyDeleteDidn't think so!
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